underground-otaku:

Redraw of my bae

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did

ben-c:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

as an asexual person, i’m a little confused as to why you think this only applies to us. this applies to all people. no matter who you date, their level of comfort with physical contact will vary, and whether they’re ace or not it’s your job to establish a comfort zone

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

sunnyeggy:

I showed him the front facing camera

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

harukami:

shibaface:

nikkuy:

image

I really need to express how this gives me life

Allmates love him. They’re all over him. 

Look at Clara, she’s having the fucking time of her life in Sei’s lap. She looks so happy it makes me all tingly and warm and fuzzy inside idek she looks so loved.

And, fuck this shit, is Sei feeding Beni? But Allmates don’t eat, do they. But Beni still looks all warm and fuzzy and happy like the little adorable shit that he is. It’s Beni, people, did he just turn fucking docile on Sei? Did Sei just domesticate him? Oh my good lord idk should I laugh or cry.

Also, there’s Tori. Motherfucking Tori emitting frickin little pink hearts at motherfucking Sei. The very same Tori whom even Aoba had a hard time getting close to. How long had he known Sei, srsly. How did Sei manage to make him drop his guards that easily? Conclusion: Sei is a motherfucking Disney princess.

happy Disney princess. This pic perfectly sums up Sei’s character. Personality: a goddamn sweetheart. I’m not crying. Why is this official but did not happen in the game. Don’t touch me.

I think when looking at this picture it’s important to remember what Sei’s powers are. Namely that he can 1> Make people fall for him by looking into his eyes and 2> Project bits of his consciousness into electronic devices to give them life.

I like to imagine that the second probably just gives him an aura that AI units find extremely attractive for some reason because I mean. Hey. He’s got all these digital/electromagnetic pulses centered around his very being that I feel would basically make him an AllMate love magnet, let’s be real.

tl;dr I ship Sei/every AllMate

They’re probably way easier to get along with than people one way or another.

plajus:

pancakestein:

wtf is with America.. get me out..

americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here

awhoreforallseasons:

sixpenceee:

Chicago’s newest attraction - a 1000ft-high viewing platform that offers spectacular downward facing views over the city. TILT is housed in 360 CHICAGO on the 94th floor of the John Hancock Tower and, as the name suggests, the enclosed glass and steel platform tilts visitors forward for a unique perspective of the city’s The Magnificent Mile. (Source)

mothbug:

superpredatorsexoticreptiles:

Butterball is our new Albino Burmese Python. Other than some very old, very large scars on his tail he’s healthy and happy.

HIS FACE IS SO DIFFERENT FROM BUTTERCUP’S AHH

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

noibatitty:

freeiwatobiswimm:

Rin speaking English!!! Haruka trying to understand! Omg XD now we all knows someday, Rin can speak to us! O//.///o

THIS IS SO FUCKINGG SURREAL LISTENING TO AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS IN ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM HAVIG AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE HERE THIS TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD. I DIDNT EXPECT THEM TO GET ACTUAL AUSTRALIANS TO VOICE ACT THOSE PEOPLE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED. THIS IS SO WEIRD.

moonlightmiracle:

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

Omg.

東京